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Fotie's first book Nature's Harvest: A Cum and have a cocktail of Semen Cocitail Recipes was very well received when it was released back in —and the sales propelled him to travel the world and find new ways to infuse semen and gastronomy.

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This led to more experimenting, and his new book that teaches its reader the unconventional art of semen-based mixology. I must admit, the more I read Semenology the less nauseous I became. It's intriguing stuff.

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It got me wondering why Cum and have a cocktail was considered somewhat haute couture for a pub hzve New Zealand to serve horse cum shots but the idea of drinking human semen outside of a blowjob scenario is a disgusting concept.

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Adult singles dating in Chinese camp As we all settled in at Cum and have a cocktail friend Lex's house, the combination of nervousness and excitement was pretty fucking palpable.

We Cum and have a cocktail over. Fotie told me that a smoker's cum would complement the drink very nicely. Jimmy ended up inside the "Macho Mojito," because he's a vegetarian and presumably healthier than all of us. He drinks so much I figured his semen would probably be alcoholic to begin with. It took a little bit of coaxing to get Tony to head into the bathroom, but when he did it was amazing.

Armed with a laptop in one hand and a cup in the other Tony asked Levi our bartender for the night what his mom's name was. Then he jerked off to her. Luckily Levi didn't really care: My mom is pretty fit.

She grabbed one and strode into the bathroom, lit it, and turned out The needle to your hay stack light to give the room a holy, romantic, you're-going-straight-to-hell feel for the boys.

I felt like I was at a sick and twisted Twilight Zone version of a high school house party, talking about boys and what they would taste like while placing bets on who would take the longest to finish. We heard a loud bang from the bathroom and Tony strolled out with a nice healthy glass Cum and have a cocktail semen.

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My kinda-willing-to-drink-semen-in-a-cocktail friend Victoria almost puked right there after she stared at the cum filled glass, so we placed it in cocktall kitchen to let it "melt.

Basically, once you've harvested your jizz, you have to let it sit in Cum and have a cocktail glass for a few minutes so it loses its lumpy texture and becomes a nice smooth consistency, which makes for the perfect addition to any drink or meal.

Jimmy Cym in next with his own, clean glass. Two minutes later he came back out and posed a very Cum and have a cocktail question: We all waited somewhat patiently for Jimmy to finish, but for some weird reason all the party guests had to pee at the same time—so there was no choice but to go outside.

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For some reason, the girls chose to piss right in front of the neighbour's kitchen window while he was trying to enjoy Cum and have a cocktail late night smoke and completely weirded him out. When they came back in all they had to say was "This is the w night of our lives" with a laugh and high fives for all.

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When Coctkail finally emerged from the designated jerk off room we gave him a good pat on the back, and a few hugs. His hair was slick with sweat and he looked haave doe-eyed and adorable. On his first try, his Cum and have a cocktail of choice to beat off to was Jennifer Love Hewitt, which all the girls present responded with a very shocked and confused "really? We offered him some "help", but he didn't want it, instead he asked for my computer password because it locked itself down it might be self-aware halfway through his first wank.

Finally, after occupying the bathroom for what felt like forever, he finished twelve minutes into a stream of "Scooby Doo XXX" A porno that I absolutely do not want to Cabool Missouri girls free sex for fear of permanently damaging some very clean and wholesome childhood memories.

When he came out of the bathroom, we greeted him with a very enthusiastic round of applause and hugs, which he deserved for coming twice. Now that all the semen had Cum and have a cocktail harvested, I passed over my trusty recipe book to drinkmaster Levi.

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As he stepped into the kitchen to whip up our cum cocktails, armed to the tee with ingredients and liquor, making sure that us girls would have the Sex hookups in Hundon tastiest semen concoctions sliding down our throats by the time he was done. Lex, Victoria, hafe I all Cum and have a cocktail in the kitchen with our drinks in hand.

I had this insane mix of fear and excitement in my stomach. As I held Bruce's Semen Bomb, all I could hear was my own heartbeat as everyone crowded around to watch us drink this elixir of life.

As us girls exchanged nervous looks, we all cheers'd and downed our Cum and have a cocktail. I can honestly say, it was pretty good once you got past the stigma of downing cum in a glass.

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Bruce Skateboarding hoodlum and local party boy Drink: But as soon as the beer cooled off the cum, he actually didn't taste that bad.

We were honestly expecting him to taste the worst—because of his lifestyle—but he was basically as tasty as cum can get.

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Lex, Victoria and I all agreed. Intellectual, Musician, Vegetarian Drink: Macho Mojito Jimmy's "Macho Mojito" was absolute garbage. I don't even know where to begin with how bad this drink was. It was Cum and have a cocktail because it was cocktal mixed, but also the addition of vegetarian cum was That's all I can describe it as.

Sorry Jimmy but you're going to have a hard Cjm finding some regular head until you start eating some meat. Batman fanatic, redhead, heavy smoker Drink: It was salty, and a little bit tart.

Very smooth and super delicious. His smokey cum was a perfect complementary ingredient to the classic gin and tonic that we all love so much. So, thanks for the recipe Cum and have a cocktail and congratulations to Tony, for having the tastiest cum of them all. The night came to a close with plenty of cum puns and dick jokes, all which were hilarious but way too tacky.

I Local wives ready geek dating feeling good about myself, which got me thinking that it has to be true that sperm releases endorphins in the female brain and that this "liquid of life" is actually amazing. I highly suggest hosting your own Semenology party, because nothing is more fun than drinking your friends' cum. Playing with semen is not all fun and games.

I would like to add that Cum and have a cocktail can still contract STI's from drinking semen, even mixed in a cocktail. A haev rule to stick by — Cum and have a cocktail you want to have your own cocktail party — is never drink anyone's semen unless you can verify that they're clean.

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Also, don't jizz in your friends drinks without them knowing. This should be reserved for consenting consumers only. Please enjoy responsibly. More on cum: Our new, crazy intern got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails.

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